Trump University Of North Korea
First on his agenda, after landing in Singapore for the summit with North Korea’s Kim Yong Un, is to promote a new venture. Trump will be sporting a fashionable red baseball cap, designed by fashion designer daughter Ivanka, with the logo reading: Tr...
Read full storyThe Cavs and the Warriors are in the NBA playoffs again, so when will this talented train end?
After all has been said and done, the Golden State Warriors will be playing the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals for a fourth consecutive year. The opening game will start at 9 p.m., Eastern Standard Time, on ABC on Thursday, May 31, and it w...
Read full storyPutin's Revenge: How He Wired Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece
BILLINGSGATE POST: If albino raccoons could talk, this might be a story that would raise eyebrows in Washington: Ever since Davy Crockett skinned a raccoon and placed its fur on top his head, this animal has provided men of the frontier with war...
Read full storyWoman climbs London Shard in slippers to save bird
Onlookers at London Bridge station were stunned yesterday afternoon when a woman scaled the outside of The Shard to rescue a pigeon that had become trapped in a window frame on the observation deck. Investment banker Roddy Faulke-Smythe was amongs...
Read full storyTeacher's Armpits Were Rank
There were frowns all around the staffroom of a school in Battambang this morning, when a substitute teacher who had turned up to do a day's teaching took off her cardigan to reveal unsightly circles of perspiration in her armpits. In fairness, th...
Read full storyChuck to Star in "Happy Days" Reboot
Hollywood, CA - The iconic '70s television series Happy Days is back, and jumping the shark once again. The reboot, following the success of several other TV reboots, stars Dublin born Gavan O'Herlihy as Chuck Cunningham. None of the remaining orig...
Read full storyDay Quadro at the Nutters Beach Club and what a 'swinger' it was!!!
Well, Volga Olga, got the whole thing 'swinging' with her newly shaped silicone boobs that hang down to her ankles. She did her favourite dance routine, "The Dance of the seven banana skins' (very slippery) with a python and, the crowd went 'bananas' (what else!). Several sex-mad, pissed punters attempted to sky dive off the stage after leaping between Volga's pride and joy, but our bouncer, H...
Read full storyLibya model operetta featuring Pence on lead baritone and Bolton conducting choir and orchestra to open Thursday
The Metropolitan Opera House in New York City has announced that its new production, “The Libya Model and Beyond,” will open Thursday. Vice President Pence has been selected to lead a large cast, including talented voices from The New York Times,...
Read full storySpam-tastic Dinner Decision - Editorial
"Spam recalls 228,000 pounds of pork and or chicken because people are being cut by metal when attempting to feed!" It's bad enough of the shame one feels for his or herself when you are buying Spam to eat without it being a joke. If you are planning a dinner with friends and you thought it would be funny to prepare a Spam appetizer, then that is okay. But, I'm talking about those people wh...
Read full storyRep. Matt Gaetz exposes deep state black site
Representative Matt Gaetz is not a man to be taken lightly. Monday night on Fox News the shallow state warrior intimated that Attorney General Jeff Sessions is a captive of the deep state and that he’s developed Stockholm Syndrome brought on by grow...
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