“Perfect” Online Couple Question Their True Compatibility
It was love at first sight – and first site – for Mitch Hennessy and Kacey Craig when they encountered each other on the dating website Bumble, a first experience for both of them with the world of online dating. “I could tell she was the one,” sa...
Read full storyFondle The Meat Balls
Insane and somewhat destructive news has come hurtling out of Sweden today as the country admitted that it’s famed “Swedish Meatballs” are in fact “Turkish”. At the mention of foreigners Brexiteers were up in arms and The Daily Mail published a “are...
Read full story"Sex 5 times a day, is not enough!" Claim's 85 year-old Russian nymphomaniac!
Too much sex on a daily basis is a disease claim WHO scientists, and have declared the disease to be in the same category as being totally 'bonkers!' Jaggedone, who knows several nympho's, decided to send his star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army)...
Read full storyAmber Rudd To Be Given 'Cushy Job'
Amber Rudd, the former Conservative Party Home Secretary who resigned her post earlier this week due to her involvement in the Windrush Scandal, is to be found a nice, cushy job once all the silly 'fuss and nonsense' over Windrush has died down. R...
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