England Cricket Team On Verge Of Historic Whitewash
The England cricket team, fresh from their latest spanking of Australia, are on the cusp of a famous whitewash - the old brick pavilion at Old Trafford. The pavilion at Lancashire County Cricket Club's headquarters has been looking a little run-do...
Read full storyDia veintequatro and it's very 'Messy' at the 'Nuttmeggers' Beach Club!
WOW! We had an invasion of tear-ridden, illegal Peruvian and Argentinian, totally pissed footy fans, invade the joint last night begging to become English citizens. Sadly, we had to send them all off on Italian boats to Spain because they play decent footy and don't have a "Spaxit!" However, being the generous, charitable Beach Bums we are, we allowed them to spend their last rubles at our bar...
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