Camels banned from Arabian 'Camel Beauty contest' because they had face-lifts and Botox-ed humps!
Saudi Arabia, somewhere in the desert: Jaggedone sent his pet CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Desert Rat Reporters to observe the annual 'Camel Beauty Contest" and brother did it "Rommel!" After parading their beautiful beasts to the jury it see...
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For the last few years women's football has been on an upward trajectory with record attendances at world cups, the Dutch side winning the European championships playing some excellent football and the standard of goal keeping improving to the point...
Read full storyThe Jeremy Hunt Conundrum
Have you worked for the same company for more time than you care to think about? Have you been moved from one department to another? Do you know your skill set? Do you have skills? Are you universally loathed for who you are and what you do? If...
Read full storyMillionaires given yet more trophies
This is a world where people get paid a lot of money to learn the words that other people write, wear the expensive clothes that other people design, and win awards that other people make, and a few thousand other people vote for. Yes, that's right, it is Awards season,again. With the Oscars, The National Television Awards, and Donald Trump's two new awards - The Fake News Awards and The Empty...
Read full storyBoris Johnson's speech to the EU in full
Today in Brussels, Boris Johnson made a long-awaited speech to the EU, setting out the terms of Brexit as he sees them. Here is the full unabridged text of his speech. "Good afterlunch, my fellow Euro-chumps and bureaucratinators. It has been eigh...
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