Mourinho mourns Manchester manslaughter
"I just couldn't take no more!" claimed ex-United moaning manager Mourinho as the axe fell and the 'Sword of Damocles' dropped to sever the tentacles of this once proud 'Portuguese Man O War!' "It's manslaughter!" He claimed whilst bagging £22 mil...
Read full storyNew White House parrot uses Alexa plus offers up foul-mouthed diatribes
Thanks to a generous parrot owner in London, the White House now has a new pet—the multi-talented Rocco, including his cursing. With a sigh, Marion Wischnewski, who previously rescued the parrot from a sanctuary where he was being expelled due to...
Read full storyJose Mourinho Sacked As Football Finally Goes Mad
In what might be seen as the end of several chapters in football history today, Manchester United coach, Jose Mourinho, was sacked, and will join the dole queue tomorrow. United, although not having a great season, are in 6th place in the Premier...
Read full storyRussia Will Pay for Trump's Wall
Moscow. Special to The Spoof. Vladimir Putin, tweeting before breakfast, offered to pay the $5 billion reluctant Democrats won't vote to begin the first phase of the president's projected border wall with Mexico. The stand-off between Trump and cong...
Read full storyRodeo Folk Do The Right Thing
Succumbing to pressure from a community which has grown tired of the exploitation and abuse of animals, the Russian River Rodeo Association has voted 315 to 3 to replace their traditional affair this year with a "Virtual Rodeo." Using mechanical...
Read full storyQueen's Christmas Speech To Have Subtitles For The First Time
The Queen's Christmas message to her subjects, traditionally broadcast on Christmas Day, will this year benefit from subtitles, in order to provide clarity for more of Britain's ethnic population. The subtitles will be in Urdu, Bengali, Gujarati a...
Read full storyBohemians Help House River Homeless
In an unprecedented and totally unexpected gesture of compassion and generosity, the Bohemian Club has voted to allow its seasonal Monte Rio retreat to be used to shelter Sonoma County's homeless. "We've got dozens of cabins just sitting empty fo...
Read full storyNew York Man Credits Antidepressants with Saving His Life (or at Least Possibly Helping a Little)
Rich Jones of New York City credits anti-depressant medications with saving his life, or at least, possibly helping a little. "Instead of total despair, i now just feel generally blah," reported Rich. "For that, I have these drugs to thank.” R...
Read full storyCIA Advises Bombing of Saudis Over Khashoggi Death
WASHINGTON DC - Members of the US Congress are receiving a large number of reports from the CIA with information related to the death of Jamal Khashoggi. Senators with special access to these briefings say the evidence is very compelling. Nearly ever...
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