David Pecker of the National Enquirer Rose to the Occasion For Trump Many Times
The Mueller Investigation recently gave immunity to Trump's "friend" David Pecker regarding testifying about the President's expenses. When Trump needed Pecker to kill a story, Pecker would rise to the occasion. He would buy negative stories abou...
Read full storyTrump's sanctions against Japan becoming rather silly...
Bent on ensuring fair trade - as he sees it - across the world, Donald Trump has now punished Japanese imports to the promised land by raising tax on their soy sauce. In a tit for tat reaction, Japanese Prime Minister, Shizo Abe, has slapped an extra...
Read full storyTrump Wins in Multiple Categories in the 2018 World Polling Results
Somewhere in Cyberspace The ultra-secret World Polling Center released its annual results and discovered a lot of records have been broken by the Trump Administration this year! Last year, Trump tied Nero for Biggest Narcissist in History--this year he won the record by himself. In the most inept leader category, Trump has come in near the top, edgeing out Mussolini, right below Hitler. He...
Read full storyUnclear on the Concept, Trump Offers to Host Next Year's World Cup
Mar-A-Lago-Lago, FL Donald Trump tweeted that he didn't get to watch the World Cup this year because he was too busy being President and helping out on Fox and Friends. Trump then tweeted that he loves football and always cheers whenever the tea...
Read full storyWho is Australia's latest new Prime Minister, Smutt Muffsuckin?
Who is Australia's latest new Prime Minister, Smutt Muffsuckin? That's something most Australians are wondering. Not that it'll be worth delving too far into because, chances are, he won't be PM for long, given he's the 30th Aussie PM this year. K...
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