Elderly minister emits giant turd, names it Bernard, enrolls it in Harvard!
The Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, North Carolina held a news conference this morning in Raleigh to announce that he had, in the last day, emitted a giant turd. The emission weighed six pounds, seven ounces and McCorkle stated, "It was the...
Read full storyThere She Was--Miss America
It was okay for Gretchen Carlson to strut her stuff onstage during the 1989 Miss America Beauty Pageant, but that was a looonnnnnngggggggg time ago. Carlson, who was born (some say spawned) in 1966, was only 29 then, and she had, according to the jud...
Read full storyTrump lawyer Rudy Giuliani: Truth isn't truth and Trump isn't Trump
In further evidence of the phantasmagorical world in which President Donald Trump and his minions are living, the US President's lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, has claimed that "truth isn't truth" during a television interview. Mr Giuliani was arguing tha...
Read full storyAbba to Reform with Grayson Perry
The music world is agog at the news that Swedish purveyors of mind-numbing middle of the road nondescript pop Abba is to reform for a world tour but without Agnetha, blonde bombshell and former "Rear of the Year". Agnetha Fältskog is now living as...
Read full storyPresident Trump To Be Cryogenically Frozen
President Donald Trump has announced that he will be meeting scientists later today to discuss his new plan for the future which will involve him being cryogenically frozen. Trump, 72, said he 'hatched' the idea recently during the furore which su...
Read full storyParched kangaroos and emus take over Australian town!
The Australian outback tends to be pretty dry, but this year's drought has seen unusual behavior in one particular town called, Broken Hill! Mobs of kick boxing emus and boxer roos gathered on the edge of town in a real remake of Hollywood's famo...
Read full storyGiuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!
Today on Meet The Press, Rudy don't define anything Giuliani, claimed on National television the Truth is not Truth. This is why President Trump has not been willing to submit to questioning by Robert Mueller, for fear that Trump's Truth will not mat...
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