Cats meeting to discuss their owners
Mog and Tiddles, two neighbouring cats at The Green, Chutney on the Fritz have met to discuss their respective owners. Mr Brown, a seventy year old widower is Mog’s caretaker, whilst Mrs Smith, a 68 year old divorcee looks after Tiddles, and the t...
Read full storyCouncil meets to discuss the possibility of a meeting to discuss the number of meetings they have
Councillors in Chutney on the Fritz have met, at tax-payers expense to discuss the possibility of organising another meeting about the number of meetings they have. Councillor Money-Tree told us, ‘Yes, it is true. Whilst most normal people would h...
Read full storyMissing County Durham man Robert Shafto found in San Fransiscan gay den
The over 20 decades long search for missing Spennymoor man Robert (aka Bobby) Shafto appears to finally have come to an end last night as the Chief Constable for County Durham police announced that the investigation was being stepped down following c...
Read full storyPhotographer who spent more than £5,000 on new equipment realises he might not really be that good
Gary Johnson, a camera fan and aspiring professional photographer has slowly realised that fifteen years into his hobby, and after spending more than £5,000 on equipment he really isn’t that good. ‘Imagine my relief’ said the deluded fool ‘that ha...
Read full storyMusician who knows more than three chords, and doesn’t out-stay his welcome shocks small crowd in a pub
Ray Winstone Smythe shocked a small gathering at his local pub, the King’s Left Elbow in Chutney on the Fritz, after playing some Ragtime on the pub’s old guitar, and putting the instrument back on its stand. Onlooker Chunky Jumper said ‘It was ve...
Read full storyElevator Out Of Action For Four Weeks Now
Residents at a condominium in western Bangkok have complained that an elevator that 'had a leak' four weeks ago, has not yet been repaired, meaning that some of them have had to walk upstairs to their rooms, or wait 'forever' for the other lift. D...
Read full storyGood Poet turns up for Poetry open mike night
There was consternation in Chutney on the Fritz when a fairly decent writer, who doesn't bang on about his poetry on social media turned up for the Words Matter poetry night in the King's Bottom on Wednesday night. Deirdre Rhyming Couplet from the...
Read full storyMan Falls After Chasing Cow
There was controversy in Cambodia this afternoon, when a man who was chasing some cows out of his garden slipped and fell on a road, grazing the skin at the back of the top of his leg just underneath his bottom. The cows pass the Battambang home o...
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