Trump Touts His Buddhism-Informed Platform Emphasizing Greed, Hatred and Delusion
In a recent address to North Korean Buddhists, President Trump lauded the Eastern religion which, he says, has greatly informed his presidential platform through its emphasis on the powerful effects of greed, hatred and delusion. As Trump noted, B...
Read full storyTrump Awarded Honorary Degree by University of Phoenix
Last week, the widely-reputed online educational institution the University of Phoenix awarded President Donald Trump an honorary Bachelor of Arts degree in Sociology. “I'm thrilled,” stated President Trump. “Private online education is the wave o...
Read full storyDaily Mail Fury as new sterling contract goes to Poland when Queen abdicates
A secret cabinet office memorandum has been obtained by political editor Paxton Quigley, which admits that under European Union procurement rules the contract for printing new sterling banknotes will be awarded to the Polish national bank. Paxton...
Read full storyThe inequality of gender equality - HR speaks out
In a hurried statement about gender pay gaps, the CIPHRCLVSARM (Charted Institute for Personnel, HR, Clipboards and Looking Very Sincere at Redundancy Meetings) has thrown its weight behind getting more women on boards thought the country. Marion...
Read full storyA "Flock of Seagulls" trash hotel room after "Heavy Metal Band" left the building!
After doing several gigs in Canada, a renowned US Heavy Metal Band decided to park up at a seaside resort, luxury hotel, for a few days of R & R, but were warned by the owners; "Do not trash our rooms because Led Zeppelin and The Who stayed here...
Read full storyYouTube Gunwoman Was Pretty Angry About Something
The Northern California head office of YouTube was itself in the news yesterday, after being stormed by a gunwoman who wounded at least three people when she fired several shots out of a gun she was carrying. The gunwoman later gunned herself to d...
Read full storySurvey Says Dolphins Well Prepared for Retirement
A new study by the American Banking Association finds that dolphins are better prepared for retirement than most Americans. “Dolphins are incredibly savvy when it comes to saving for retirement,” said Harry Schmedlap, director of sea mammal invest...
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