Donald Trump Admits Being A Total Scumbag
In what stunned reporters at a White House press conference this afternoon, President of The United States, Donald J. Trump, went on a 15 minute rant about a few things he wanted to get off his chest. The president was quoted as saying, "Right now...
Read full storyPrince Charles to get single brain cell transplant
In a short statement from Buckingham Palace it's been revealed that Prince Charles will undergo surgery to replace his single brain cell. Spokesperson Alistair Whitebottom Snotworthy-Rimcrust said, "Charles has been suffering from some memory loss r...
Read full storySlime Ball Comey Compares Trump's Hands To Anthony's Weiner
BILLINGSGATE POST: With his baby-blues peering into the camera like two piss holes in a snow bank, and him furtively squeezing off popcorn farts that had George Staphylococcus' eyes watering, James Comey attempted to answer the questions posed by th...
Read full storyDissatisfied Coffee Shop Customer Decides to Take His Business Elsewhere
Dissatisfied with the wait-time for a cup of coffee to go at his (formerly) regular neighborhood coffee shop, Bean Stop, New York City resident Dan Foley recently decided to take his business elsewhere. “There were three people in line ahead of me...
Read full storyMourinho Spending Spree
Despite this season being a catastrophic failure of somewhat epic proportions Manchester United manager, Jose Maureen, will more than likely be handed even more money to throw at his failing team. The subsequent spending spree will more than like...
Read full storyDavid Hogg: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
1. David Hogg Aspires To Be a Professional Anarchist and is mentoring under Al Chomsky. 2. He Appeared in a California Video that Went Viral because he was wearing a Unicorn Onsie and dancing in a LGBT stage show 3. Hogg Frequently Posted Videos and Updates about Himself pretending to be Hillary Rodham Clinton After She was Supposed to be President. 4. His Father, Boss Hogg, Is a Retired...
Read full storyPainkillers turn hetero men into gay men
Warning. Hot, hunky, hetero studs, who break their arms or legs or feet, are turning 'gay' after swallowing heavy doses of a painkiller called, Lyrica. A Brit ex-hetero, after breaking his foot, who was so hot after the ladies that even his steady...
Read full storyThe Saga of Mark Zuckerberg and the Booster Cushion
During his Congressional testimony, Zuckerberg was perched on a booster cushion to, well, give him a boost. In the long hours of testimony he became very attached to the booster cushion, so much so that when his testimony was over, he refused to s...
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