David Hogg: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

Written by Heeke

Tuesday, 17 April 2018

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1. David Hogg Aspires To Be a Professional Anarchist and is mentoring under Al Chomsky.

2. He Appeared in a California Video that Went Viral because he was wearing a Unicorn Onsie and dancing in a LGBT stage show

3. Hogg Frequently Posted Videos and Updates about Himself pretending to be Hillary Rodham Clinton After She was Supposed to be President.

4. His Father, Boss Hogg, Is a Retired Bar Owner Who Taught David graft and slight of hand and how to avoid the Duke Boys

5. He Had Trouble in an Interview because his acting coach accidentally dropped the keyboard for the teleprompter.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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