Comey Wakes Up To Find Horse's Head In His Bed.
BILLINGSGATE POST: The scene opens with James Comey’s wife waking up and poking him on the shoulder, “James, I think we have company in our bed.” “Go back to sleep honey. You must be dreaming.” “James, there’s a f**king horse’s head nex...
Read full storyHim off that thing, you know that thing with her from that thing, anyway he is in another thing
An actor from that thing, you know where he played a soldier, or a detective, no he was a maverick taxidermist, with a self-destructive streak, no respect for authority, and it starred that actress from that thing, you remember, you watched it with m...
Read full story14 Year old realises the world is not like a glossy film
Gary Johnson, famous in his street for being the 14 year old regret of his parents, has realised that secondary school will not be like it is in the films. 'I always knew that I wasn't in with the in-crowd' bemoaned the befuddled young chap, 'but...
Read full storyMark Zuckerberg Testifies to Congress that He Has No Real Friends Other than Facebook Friends
In an uncomfortable and often highly contentious session with Congress this past week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg finally admitted that he has no real friends, other than his “friends” on the social media site that he founded. “Honestly, it's wh...
Read full storyMan Rejects Mark Zuckerberg Facebook 'Friend Request'
There was further drama in the Facebook - Cambridge Analytica - Mark Zuckerberg controversy this evening, when a writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com received a 'Friend Request' from the aforementioned Zuckerberg - and rejected it. The wr...
Read full storyCommonwealth Games Roundup: Australian Women Come Top
The 2018 Commonwealth Games in Australia’s Gold Coast certainly lived up to their unofficial title of the “over-friendly games” in the athletes’ village with the home team’s women proving their strength in sprints, long distance and team events. It w...
Read full storyRestaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'
A potential diner was left disappointed and hungry last night, when the Bangkok restaurant, at which he intended to take his répast, told him they were 'out of food', leaving him speechless and dinnerless. Moys Kenwood, 51, had gone to the Big C F...
Read full storyMan Dropped Litter Under Policeman's Nose
A man walking with friends along the main Suksawat Road near to soi 17, in the Thai capital of Bangkok last night, was seen to drop litter - a crisp packet - onto the footpath 'without a second thought', it has emerged. The incident happened in f...
Read full story1 drink a day shortens your life claim UK scientists, BULLSHIT! Lets all BURP together!
The age old discussion of booze and health refuses to go away as scientists have come up with yet another threat to our lives; apart from dropping out of a plane, being hit by East European trucks, crossing the road generally, and falling in the bath, among millions of other reasons why our lives could be shortened! Well Jaggedone sent his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star, piss-artist rep...
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