Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 13 April 2018

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A potential diner was left disappointed and hungry last night, when the Bangkok restaurant, at which he intended to take his répast, told him they were 'out of food', leaving him speechless and dinnerless.

Moys Kenwood, 51, had gone to the Big C Food Center in Bangpakok at around 7pm, desiring a chicken steak, only to be told that there was "nothing left to cook".

His immediate thoughts were that the Food Center is open until 9pm every day, that this was a serious misjudgement by the person responsible for buying the restaurant's stock, and a kick in the gonads for anybody with an appetite.

"It's pathetic, almost Python-like", he also thought.

The Englishman left the scene in a rage, vowing never to return, a vow he will break later this evening.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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