Gary Johnson, famous in his street for being the 14 year old regret of his parents, has realised that secondary school will not be like it is in the films.
'I always knew that I wasn't in with the in-crowd' bemoaned the befuddled young chap, 'but I thought that if I took up guitar, rather than chess and stamp collecting I might get Charlotte to look at me once in a while'.
Sporting a quiff, and those luminous socks that were popular in the eighties, and smelling of Lynx Africa the small for his age Johnson continued 'I look at my parents, and think that I could have what they have'.
Gary Johnson's parents have a son, who thinks like this. Charlotte doesn't know who Gary Johnson is, and instead only has eyes for Shane in the 6th form.