Psychopath From a Country With Strict Gun Control Wonders Why He Can't Shoot Anyone
In the light of recent events in Texas, psychopaths from around the world, especially from the countries where guns are strictly regulated, have started wondering if they will ever have a chance to shoot someone. Our correspondent had an opportunity...
Read full storyClimate Change Real Only if Obama Says it Is Not, Insists Trump
President Trump is having second thoughts about signing the Paris climate deal. Apparently, this sudden change of heart happened after private investigators, hired by the President, overheard former president Obama saying that "there's no such thi...
Read full story'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!
Huge, over-populated global cities smothered in pollution are causing the growth of a strange, underground creature; Super Rats (No not Supermen)! Rats fed on our crap are beginning to grow to enormous sizes, have huge teeth and tails, and are fri...
Read full storyTrump's New Tax Plan Will Give New Hope to Indigent Millionaires
Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump announced, in between Hole 14 and Hole 15 of his private golf course, that his new tax plan is going to help some of the Forgotten Americans, like millionaires and billionaires that are right on the edge. "Most of all, the new...
Read full storyQueen Knights Fleet of Corgis and Gives Them Their Own Coats of Arms
London, England Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen's famous Corgis will all be Knighted. Also, the Royal Cocker Spaniels and Dorgis will receive MBEs, while the Queen's favorite two Corgis, Monty and Emma, will be made a Baron and a Mar...
Read full storyMood of the United States is Jubilant As Trump Leaves the Continent
Washington, DC According to recent polls, the country is at a very relaxed state-one that it hasn't been in since the last time Trump left the country. "Even though we of course are worried about what damage Trump might do by riling up our allies...
Read full storyTrump Family Explains How Nothing in the Russian Election Interference Investigation Was Their Fault
Washington, DC The Trump Family held a press conference today that they only told Fox News about. Nevertheless, details of the family's press conference hit conventional media. Jarrad Kushner started out by saying that when they were contacted by...
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