Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965
New evidence shows that what for over fifty years was believed to be a mere hoax is in fact a stranger than fiction reality. Paul McCartney actually did die in 1965, and was replaced by look-alike and sound-alike William Campbell. This new evidence...
Read full storyTrump Shared Nuclear Codes With Russians
Showing that he can give and take when dealing with other world leaders, President Trump revealed the nations nuclear launch codes to the Russian ambassador while bragging about the US's nuclear capability. A concerned person who was in the room w...
Read full storyMale feminist couldn't take the heat
Andy Kolpakov, a member of the male feminist septic community is accused of being male and dangerous, for looking the wrong way. There were calls to the police of a peeping Tom on the same block Kolpakov lived on. As he made his way back from a f...
Read full storyPresident Trump denies revealing secrets to Russians
Donald Trump has tried to calm rumours that he has revealed top secret information to Russian diplomats who were visiting the White House. He made a statement to the press to explain his actions. "I never told them anything!" he shrieked. "I didn'...
Read full storyPoo comparison website makes a splash
A "webshite" based in the Philippines has recently become popular in the West, particularly in Germany where excrement is a common topic of conversation. It is a free-to-join social networking site, that describes itself as "a place for exploring...
Read full storyAristocratic nutter on the lose in La La Land
Richard John Frankenstein, 7th Earl of Lucan and renowned Satanist, is being sought by police on suspicion of crimes against nature. Authorities believe he mixed the genes of a zoo gorilla, his daughter, and cadavers to create two living abominati...
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