Male feminist couldn't take the heat

Written by humanoid

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

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Members of the septic male community are confused.

Andy Kolpakov, a member of the male feminist septic community is accused of being male and dangerous, for looking the wrong way.

There were calls to the police of a peeping Tom on the same block Kolpakov lived on. As he made his way back from a friend's house, he was picked up by police and charged with voyeurism.

"He fits the description of the suspected peeping Tom," says police Sergeant, Dirk Hammera.

He is currently being held in Mesa County, Colorado jail on suspicion of voyerisim and wanking.

"I taught him the art of wanking but he's no voyeur, he has plenty of spank porn I bought him," says his father.

The Colorado-based Andy, who published numerous rants against critics of feminism, and long-winded response videos towards others on the opposite end of the political spectrum, always stood beneath the shadow of more prominent male feminists in the community.

"I think he wuz a closet misogynist who made videos strictly for the money," says Annie Bushburger.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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