Richard John Frankenstein, 7th Earl of Lucan and renowned Satanist, is being sought by police on suspicion of crimes against nature.
Authorities believe he mixed the genes of a zoo gorilla, his daughter, and cadavers to create two living abominations, with his daughter serving as a surrogate mother.
"All living things came from a basic origin and we must embrace all living brethren as our equal," famous quote by Richard John Frankenstein.
On the evening of 7 May 2017, the gorilla's nanny, Sandra Rivett, was found unconscious in the basement of the Frankenstein family home.
The police suspect the nanny caught Frankenstein's daughter, Lady Esmeralda, engaged in a sex act with the gorilla. Rivett then threatened to contact the authorities if she wasn't given a pay raise, at which moment it is believed Esmeralda attacked her with a rusty frying pan.
A witness heard yelling and screams coming from the Frankenstein home, "Here's your payment you desperate hag, take it with pride," followed by screams, "Please forgive me my Lady, I have no more desires for money." A gorilla was heard grunting excitedly in the background.
"They were a deranged family lacking Christian values," says peeler, Sir Michael Adebowale.
Upon further investigation a laboratory was found where Frankenstein conducted experiments inseminating his daughter using gorilla semen in a failed attempt to create a hybrid.
From a family portrait found in his room, it is believed he had some success with his experiments.
The police believe Frankenstein unearthed graves at the local Jewish cementary to obtain fresh, kosher cadavers.
Professor Welsh Shortfellow from the University says Frankenstein used genetic material from dead and living bodies to piece together embryos he inserted into his daughter's womb after her menstruation.
Afterwards, her naked body was strapped to a wall with the help of the gorilla where she was whipped and electrocuted during various attempts to produce life within the implanted embryos.
A warrant for Frankesteins arrest was issued, and the police is asking for the public's help in locating his whereabouts.