The Prince, the Witch, and the Beast
Dark age of man: In a universe, far away, an enchanted Witch dressed as a beggar arrives at a castle during a feast hosted by a beautiful Virgin Princess. The Witch offers the Virgin Princess a mouse as payment for a meal. When she refuses, the Witch...
Read full storyBrit Olympic bath towel hurlers conquer almighty German tourists in Gran Canaria!
The annual Olympic bath towel hurling event across Europe during the holiday period has culminated in a grand final on Gran Canaria and, surprise, surprise, Brits beat the Germans in a bath-towel penalty shoot-out early on Sunday morning! How they...
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In an astonishing response to Sunderland midfielder Darren Gibson slating his city the Mayor of Sunderland has released this statement: "Let me start by saying Darren Gibson is a round chested, no class cunt who would injure himself wiping his ars...
Read full storyTrump.com™ new 4 Star General CoS declares Martial Law and Shoot to Kill - On Sight - all Leakers in the White House
With the White House leaking like the Titanic after head butting an iceberg the military has been called in to restore order. The new 4 star general just appointed CoS has declared marital law and authorized the use of deadly force against suspect...
Read full storySunday Bloody Sunderland
Sunderland midfielder Darren Gibson has confirmed what the rest of the world already knows: that Sunderland are shite. Darren, who himself is quite shite, was caught on camera slagging off everything he could about the team, the city, his neighbou...
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