O.J. Says He Doesn't Care About His Old Trophies Anymore Because He's Going to Win New Ones
Lovelock Correctional Center, Lovelock, Nevada Newly paroled convict O.J. Simpson, winner of the Heisman Trophy and other sporting awards, told reporters about how it no longer bothers him if people buy and sell his old trophies. Simpson has spent ni...Read full story
Gallop poll sheds light on Trump supporters. "SAD!"
A recent Gallop Poll was conducted to establish a profile on those in the electorate that still support President Donald Trump at the six month point of his presidency. Trump also took part in the survey. The Associate Press is reporting this morn...Read full story
A beauty contest with a twist: the world's ugliest woman 2017
Yes, it's true, by all appearances, she is reeking ugly and is the world's ugliest woman. She's still a virgin and her name is Phyllis Diller Bonham. In a competition usually comprised of the world's ugliest, the creepy looking Bonham beat out 6...Read full story
Trump: Lost In Translation
American President Donald Trump recently visited France for Bastille Day festivities, and took the time out from his busy schedule of insulting C-List celebrities on Twitter to sit down with the French media. It was not a good idea. Believing t...Read full story
Google News Wins Pulitzer Prize
New York, NY - The Pulitzer Prize Board has awarded the Pulitzer in news writing to Google News. The Board praised Google News for its excellent achievement in writing. "We are so pleased that the Pulitzer Board appreciates our format. We cons...Read full story
Trump Chastises Spicer for Being a Quitter
Washington, DC Trump tweeted in the early morning hours that Sean Spicer went about quitting all wrong. "I wanted to be able to plan it out. He would take the blame for getting something wrong a few more times and then I would show up, live on TV,...Read full story
Melissa McCarthy Blames Sean Spicer for Loss of "Sweet Gig"
Los Angeles, CA Melissa McCarthy's press agent released a statement today blaming Sean Spicer for the loss of her job. "If that twerp had given me just a little advance notice before he quit, I might have been able to arrange a new gig. But this o...Read full story