Keeping Up With Trump's Presidential Records
As each month of Trump's presidential administration goes by, more presidential records are broken. So far, just a few of these include: --Smallest inauguration crowd --Most unprepared for the presidency --Fasted trip to the basement on approval polls --Least percentage amount of offices filled --Most firings ever --First President accused of spying --First President since colonial times...
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The terrorists are finally figuring out that bombs and head chopping is small time terrorism. Inspired by his holy, most magnificent, eminence el Presidente they are going to get jobs in the Whitehouse to advance their nefarious plans for US destruc...
Read full storyTrump Denounces Science, Announces New 'Age of Superstition'
Washington, DC President Donald Trump, in an obvious bid to create news that will take America's attention off the Trump Family Russian Investigation, denounced science again today. In a prepared statement delivered to the press by his new press secr...
Read full storyKim Kardashian Chastises Kim Jong-Un
Los Angeles, CA Kim Kardashian released statements regarding namesake North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un. "Now, this Kim from Korea, he had plenty of time after his Daddy died to pick a name other than Kim because a quick look at the TV or Internet...
Read full storyTrump Continues to Create Fake News to Obscure Russian Investigation
Washington, DC President Trump continues to make news that is obviously intended to obscure the negative results reported by the investigation. "The transgender in the military ruling" is an obvious smokescreen. Trump will do and say anything to g...
Read full storyUK homeless fined for leaving their household goods on the street!
A UK council in Oxford, home of many intelligent people, have decided to fine homeless people for leaving their household goods on streets, under bridges, in parks, etc! In fact anywhere apart from indoors because the homeless do not have an indoors!...
Read full storyU.S. Intel: ISIS Sees Ally in Trump, GOP "They Are A Greater Threat To Americans Than Us"
American intelligence sources say they have intercepted communications at the highest level between ISIS and other terrorist groups that see an alignment between the goals of their organizations and the policies of the Republican Party. The source...
Read full storyFudge-Packers Named in Lawsuit
Charlotte N.C. - Popular candy gram business Fudge Packers is being sued by the Pucker family. According to the complaint, Ebony Pucker ordered fudge through the company but claimes it put her pet at risk due to it's dangerous and irresponsible deli...
Read full storyTrump.com™ has been struck with Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™
Despite how much Sessions has wronged his most beloved, benevolent, eminence el Presidente Trump.com™ has been struck with Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™. He has been trying to say the 2 words all week but not even extensive laxatives...
Read full storyMay invokes Dunkirk as UK leaves Europe once again
In 1940, thousands of soldiers were evacuated from war-torn France in what has now become known simply as "Dunkirk". Brits recognise the town more for its famous exodus than for anything else. With the recent release of a film on the subject, it is a...
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