Keeping Up With Trump's Presidential Records

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 27 July 2017

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Trump is a cinch to win the Richard Nixon Watergate Trophy.

As each month of Trump's presidential administration goes by, more presidential records are broken. So far, just a few of these include:

--Smallest inauguration crowd
--Most unprepared for the presidency
--Fasted trip to the basement on approval polls
--Least percentage amount of offices filled
--Most firings ever
--First President accused of spying
--First President since colonial times not to put holdings in a blind trust
--First president since colonial times to refuse to release his taxes
--Most lies by a President
--Most lies by a politician
--Most lies by a businessman
--Most forgiving fans
--Most inane campaign promises(Muslim ban, Mexico wall, etc.)
--And one he won in his first week-Worst President Ever!

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