Man awakens from 15 year coma and first thing he sees is Trump.com™ press conference - asks to be immediately put back into coma
A man who was put in a coma after an accident just after Bushes Iraqi invasion has awoken in his hospital bed. Sadly it seems that someone in the room had Fox and Colluders showing Trump.com™ latest round of flaccid denials about Russia. He...
Read full storyAfter Extreme Makeovers, Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Hold Press Briefings on Camera, with Sound
WASHINGTON, D. C.--President Donald Trump, who had formerly called his Press Secretary and Deputy Press Secretary "too fat and ugly" to appear on camera, has tweeted that both Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders will again, after the duo's extr...
Read full storyNASA probe to fly by Jupiter's left testicle
A space probe is about to complete a five year journey literally to the lap of the Gods. NASA's Scrote 3000 is expected to fly by the loins of Roman God Jupiter (often considered the same as Greek God Zeus) on Friday at brunch-time, taking detailed p...
Read full storyTrump.com™ to form Corporate Merger with Russia and rename the US to RussMerica™
After the revelations little Junior is the go-between Russian government and Trump.com™ little Senior is changing the law so it no longer illegal to get Clinton dirt from the Ruskies. After the alarming revelations concerning Ruski collusion...
Read full storyGOP Selects the Turtle as its New Mascot
Washington, DC - Since 1874 the Republican Party has been symbolized by the elephant, in contrast to the Democratic Party's donkey. Yesterday the GOP announced that it will no longer use the elephant in any advertising or other campaigns. After...
Read full storyNew Zealand breastfeeding mum banned from vegan restaurant!
Vegans on the warfare in New Zealand! A mum holding her hungry baby attempted to flop her boob out in a vegan restaurant and was told to put it away and "get out!" The mum, very upset of course, put away her boob and left the restaurant in disgust...
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