™ to form Corporate Merger with Russia and rename the US to RussMerica™

Funny story written by Gringo Lobos

Wednesday, 12 July 2017

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Minority groups and Democrats have started work at the Mexican Wall Gulag- say conditions not great like promised

After the revelations little Junior is the go-between Russian government and™ little Senior is changing the law so it no longer illegal to get Clinton dirt from the Ruskies.

After the alarming revelations concerning Ruski collusion, the Whitehouse is ramping up efforts even further in the race to the bottom by merging the 2 countries sovereign powers. The Whitehouse spinner stated "that given our close military association we have with the glorious nation of Russia and now that Putin is in charge of the US military it seems only natural we would extend to them the privileges and rights of all other Americans".

When mainstream media pointed out this was purely to stop little Junior form going to jail they replied that was Fake News. Further the bill has a special clause that dissidents that make nasty remarks about the administration will have their citizenship revoked and they will be deported to the Mexican Wall Gulags.

Further™ will be name Most Beloved Dictator for Life by the Alt-Right of Russmerica and in keeping with a loving cultural exchange the new law will make it that minority groups will not longer be able to vote or access any welfare. Further the Gulag Amendment will mean all non-conforming groups like Veterans, Blacks, Jews, LGBT, immigrants, American Indians, Mexicans and democrats will be shipped on mass as slave labor to the desert to build the wall with Mexico.

Whitehouse spinner states that ™ is the greatest business man of all history and this will be the biggest deal ever made. Because of that he has now fulfilled all his campaign promises and will be playing golf for the remainder of the term.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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