Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed
Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...
Read full storyXenu Escapes, Likes Trump and Decides to Go to Marcab Confederacy Instead of Invading Earth
It has been revealed by Trumps' public relations team that Xenu, who according to Scamatology texts, infected the human race with "body thetans" approximately 75 million years ago. Just a few days after Christmas, Xenu managed to escape from the electronic mountain trap in the Pyrenees that had held him for approximately 75 million years. Looking for Earth's leader, he came to Trump Tower to me...
Read full storyPink Floyd to release 2017 version of their classic album, The Wall, renamed Trump's Wall!
No Pink, no more, "Teachers leave us alone" and certainly no more Bob Geldorf attempting to act! The latest version of Pink Floyd's classic album will be filled with anti-Trump anthems and promises to be as popular as the original version! Members...
Read full storyTrump's Face To Be On Mt Rushmore
Donald Trump has announced that his next plan is to have his visage sculpted onto Mt. Rushmore. A 60-foot-tall replica of Trump's face will join George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln, making his the fifth sc...
Read full storyPaleontology Department at Harvard to study Student group's demand
"Trigger Words" wanted removed from classification of ancient hominid. A local student rights group, centered out of Bud Hert Hall, has demanded a renaming of one of this planet's ancient inhabitants. Though not seen for eons, this human-type's p...
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