No Pink, no more, "Teachers leave us alone" and certainly no more Bob Geldorf attempting to act! The latest version of Pink Floyd's classic album will be filled with anti-Trump anthems and promises to be as popular as the original version!
Members of the band have been working day and night to complete the album which, will certainly be observed as rather "dodgy" among the Trump team, but Roger Waters and Dave Gilmour don't give a damn, they are giving a wall instead (very punny)!
Most songs in the album will be sung in Mexican and featuring Tijuana bands that really piss Donald off, he prefers good old country, Redneck music! Roger and Dave will also end their financial dispute and have promised to give a free concert along the present wall to all "muy pobre" Mexicans who will now have to dig even deeper to reach their El Dorado.
A new version of "Comfortably numb" will be the highlight of the album, a brand new 25 minute long version now called "Uncomfortably Dumb" dedicated to Donald because he never listens to anybody apart from himself! The guitar solo will not be electric, instead it wil be a Spanish Flamenco guitar solo especially written to piss Donald off even more!
On hearing that Pink Floyd is re-releasing one of his favourite albums, and recording it in Mexico, Donald said; "Fuck the Floyd they're a bunch of Brit pussies anyway and their album, if imported to our wonderful country, will have 35% import duty stuck on every one sold!"
Roger Walters replied, "I wish you were not here Dummarse!"