Trump staff flees White House, Melania follows after Trump 3:AM tweets!
The major news organizations are reporting this morning that the entire staff of the White House was observed fleeing the White house with luggage and belongings after President Trump started tweeting at 3:AM this morning. Later in the day Melania wa...
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Police in Dorset have confirmed that escaped convicted killer Jamie Frater "could be a danger to the public". Which was received with a resounding cry of "no shit dick heads". Jamie has already absconded twice from open prisons was allowed to retu...
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Environmental campaigner and ex presidential candidate Al Gore has said he "hopes for the best" in President Trump (it will never not be hilarious writing that) and his attitude towards climate change. A subject that Mr Trump himself has dismissed as...
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UKIP's new Battle Toad Paul Nuttall will stand in the Stoke on Trent By Election later this month. Mr Nuttall won leadership of the UKIP party after taking the heads of the nine other candidates in a Thunderdome challenge. Mr Nuttall, who looks l...
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Australia has announced plans to relax immigration laws on Brits, which is ironic as the Brits have just pulled up their own personal drawbridge to Europe. Riding a kangaroo battle droid (one of several commissioned by the Australian armed forces)...
Read full storyTrump supporters agree with him that he is the best President ever
President Donald Trump has often pronounced that he will be the greatest ruler who ever lived. Now, barely twenty four hours into the job, most of his fans agreed. Some of them held a party in downtown Washington with a huge banner that read "Mission...
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