A Birther Controversy Swells Around Trump
It appears that Donald J. Trump is a human like the rest of us. But is he? His birth certificate says that he is the offspring of Harold P. And Alicia C. Trump. But is that conclusive evidence? His hair is orange as are his hands and face. He...
Read full storyFBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House
The FBI Director is the most powerful man in America. This is so because Comey changed the course of the U.S. Presidential election and got Donald J. Trump Elected by his misuse of Hillary Clinton's e-mails. The evidence presented below is incont...
Read full storyCelebrities Leave Country to Avoid Playing at Trump's Inauguration
An unprecedented number of entertainers have been asked and have refused to play at Donald Trump's inauguration. The only ones who have agreed to play at the event are performers who are unable to get gigs anywhere else. "It was either Trump's ina...
Read full storyThe Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Trump spokesperson and Slytherin wannabe Kellyanne Conway announced today on FOX News that the Grim Reaper would be attending President-elect Trump's Inauguration on January 20. Explained Mrs. Conway, through her forked tongue: "Y...
Read full storyThe Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary
BILLINGSGATE POST: Sketched against a red-white-blue November sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. Their real names are Trump, Wikileaks, The FBI and Fox News. They formed...
Read full storyAnother Brick In The Wall: The Presidential Version
Donald Trump announced new plans for "The Wall" he wants to build between the US and Mexico. He's not going to build it - he's going to BUY it. Early last year before running for the Republican Party nominee, Donald Trump visited Beijing, China, o...
Read full story"My Hands Are Bigly!" : The Emperor's New Hands
Donald Trump may never have to be ridiculed about his hands again. Students at the University of Arizona's Robotics Division, appalled at the sheer amount of verbal and written abuse toward Donald's deformity, decided to do something about it. Du...
Read full storyHillary's "Secret" Emails Released: Shocking Revelation
The mystery about Hillary Clinton's "missing" emails has finally been solved, and you may be surprised at the answer. Hillary Clinton is a power shopper. The truth is, a great number of Hillary's deleted emails, which were uncovered by the Los...
Read full storyDonald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"
Come one, come all. In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...
Read full storyTrump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border
President-Elect Donald Trump's first press conference since his election was, as per the usual, filled with drama and fireworks. A CNN reporter attempted to ask a question concerning a report based on the knowledge of a former British Intelligence o...
Read full storyGolden Showers, Orange Complexion: Donald Urine Trouble
Pissgate, as some are calling the US President's first big scandal, may be the cause of the president's orange face and skin color, not overuse of spray tan. As creepy and hilarious as it sounds, the story started when Canadian super spy Jeb Madso...
Read full storyThe Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President
The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President (as channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and Roger Freed) Note to the historically impaired- Niccolo Machiavelli was a 15th century historian, writer and politician who emphasized using the Dark Side of the Force when ruling. Rumor has it that President Select Donald Trump keeps a copy of his book 'The Prince' at hi...
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