Trump's Minority Outreach Met With Deafening Silence
Faced with faltering poll numbers, Donald Trump and his advisors are taking a shot at tapping the African American vote, which normally goes Democratic 9 to 1. His recent outreach, however, might be doing more harm than good. Trying to piggyba...
Read full storyIs government the new reality show? The future of Italian politics
Italy has recently become interested in making a change to their government, and are inspired by America's republican nominee Donald Trump. People are now looking for a beloved reality star to represent Italy, and there is even discussion about poss...
Read full story"Why were 300 Upton Park stewards sacked?" shrieks the Duchess of Knightsbridge.
THE Athletics Stadium, Stratford, LONDON: Following the manhandling ejection of the Duchess of Knightsbridge from the London Stadium, whilst the 'Duchess' was standing up singing the West Ham National anthem and being labelled a 'trouble-maker', ser...
Read full storyWhy the UK has opted for plastic cash
Teresa May has revealed why she asked Mark Carney, the current governor of the Bank of England, to make all future British Currency out of plastic. "We feel," said May, "that these new notes showcase the British Currency perfectly." The initial...
Read full storyThe UK to open a its first charity shop in France
On April 1st 2017, Britain will begin life outside of the European Union. The first act is for the UK to open a string of Charity Shops across Europe and the United States. "We will be selling a variety of items," said Foreign Secretary, Bori...
Read full storyDexter is the last man standing
After fifty years of police procedurals on television, it has been revealed that every single person in America has been murdered, except one. Thanks to one off murders on a variety of shows from Hill Street Blues to NCIS to Chicago PD to Castle,...
Read full storyObama Replaces John Kerry with Jack Reacher as the New Secretary of State
Trying to secure his legacy, especially when it comes to foreign policy, President Barack Obama replaced reigning Secretary of State, John Kerry, with Jack Reacher. Obama wanted to leave the White House remembered as a tough guy who could handle the...
Read full storyClown Hunting Becoming New National Sport
Clown Town, USA Clowns everywhere, even in the ultra-secret clown town, are worried about the clown backlash going on as neo-clowns suit up and then hang around someplace semi-public like a car wash or park and creep everyone out. It doesn't help tha...
Read full storyHalloween to Happyween: Smiles Not Scares This Year
"This year is scary enough," says Heather Jamison, suburban mom. "A bunch of us got together, and decided to find ways to give kids a break this Halloween rather than scare them any more than they already are." The idea seems to be catching on across the nation. As the presidential election continues to progressively devolve in more disturbing and grotesque ways on a daily basis, parents are...
Read full storyTrump Talks About How Science Enslaves People
Podunk, ND Trump gave a speech today about how he had seen an HBO special in his hotel room about how people were being abused by Science. "On the HBO program I saw how Science had kidnapped people, and how they would make people disconnect from t...
Read full storyThe President in the locker room
Spoof Investigations has just been handed a video related to a certain candidate for president in the 2016 election. It shows him in his own locker room at Trump Tower being interviewed by a radio show host with first name Billy. This new inter...
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