After Brexit disappoints, Britain plans to relocate to the Moon
Realizing that exiting the European Union was just a band aid measure in terms of removing itself from the global community at large, Brexit enthusiast and potential British Prime Minister candidate, Boris Johnson announced, "It isn't enough!" Wit...
Read full storyTexas Secessionists Emboldoned By Brexit Seek "Texit"
Texans who want to secede from the US are now pointing to the historic Brexit vote to say their plan is plausible. Daniel Miller, president of the Texas Nationalist Movement was excited about the new enthusiasm for Texas to secede from the union.
Read full storyBill Clinton to be new spokesperson for Little Blue Pills
Slick Willy is finally embarking on a passion project that he has been longing for ever since being wed to a blatantly boner-killing alien. Whilst he did manage to become President of the United States, Bill's true passion has always been banging wh...
Read full storyForget Wearable Technology, Implantable Tech Is The New Rage
Body mods are nothing new, and facial and head implants that give you ridges, horns and bumps have been a staple for fans for decades. But with the increasing miniaturization of electronic gadgets, more and more implants are also augmenting the wear...
Read full storyApple Develops Corneal Implant For First Eye-Phone, Samsung Announces Announcement
Apple engineers have unveiled a miniature phone and screen developed for direct implant into the cornea. The new Eye-Phone will offer users convenience unparalleled in the history of phone gadgetry. Even with eyes closed consumers will be able to...
Read full storyYardley cyclist arrested for improper attire
Joe Plano, 36 of Yardley was jailed Thursday afternoon for willful ignorance of borough bicycle attire ordinance. "Mr. Plano" sheriff Brockington said "had been warned several times about this but has refused to fall in line" The accused was...
Read full storyReaction To Brexit Varies Widely Among European Countries
Berlin, Germany - Great Britain's exit from the European Union has sent shockwaves throughout Europe, as each nation struggles to come to grips with the monumental development in its own way. The reactions were as varied as the rich cultural tapestr...
Read full story'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus
The 'Fellatio Cafe', set to open in Geneva, Switzerland, by end of the year, will allow its customers to order a coffee before choosing a prostitute on their iPads. Men will have to pay more than £40 for the hot, robust drink and lascivious sex act,...
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