Slick Willy is finally embarking on a passion project that he has been longing for ever since being wed to a blatantly boner-killing alien. Whilst he did manage to become President of the United States, Bill's true passion has always been banging whores.
Utilizing the press coverage of his wife's campaign, Bill has struck a huge marketing deal with the blood flow gods. He will parade around the United States telling stories of how one little blue pill helped save his extra marital love life.
When asked about his upcoming tour, Bill emphasized that "this little blue pill has been with me from Monica to Oprah and I don't want anyone else with succubus induced flaccidity syndrome to suffer any longer with an inability to cheat on their wives."
It looks like our favorite saxophone playing stoner is coming back to the limelight. Hillary is expected to feign disappointment although it is widely known that she prefers butch women. Another rumor suggests a possible offer of free pills for Bernie in exchange for his backing.
