Jon Stewart Must Come Out Of Retirement

Funny story: Jon Stewart Must Come Out Of Retirement

President-elect Donald J. Trump plans to name the former Texas governor Rick Perry as his secretary of energy. As this observer suggested in another column, the only people to properly understand Mr. Trump's picks for his cabinet and other positio...

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Trump to "Pass" on Inauguration Ceremony in January

Funny story: Trump to "Pass" on Inauguration Ceremony in January

At about 3:00 this morning, Donald Trump responded to an email from the head of his campaign staff that said that Bill and Hillary Clinton were to be present at the inauguration ceremony this January, along with the president, Barack Obama. Inste...

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Trump To Personally Operate Drone Attacks

Funny story: Trump To Personally Operate Drone Attacks

During the campaign Donald Trump said he was going to "bomb the sh*t out of ISIS. Today he revealed that He would personally select targets for lethal strikes in places like Yemen, Iraq, and Syria. He said he will cut down on his tweets and spen...

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CIA Says Trump Was In On Russian Election Interference

Funny story: CIA Says Trump Was In On Russian Election Interference

How the political weather changes: Weeks ago Republicans were all abuzz over talk of impeaching Hillary Clinton when she takes office. Now with the CIA and FBI revelations that the Trump campaign was in on the pre-election Russian hacks of the DNC, t...

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Trump's Intelligence Briefings On 4th Grade Level

Funny story: Trump's Intelligence Briefings On 4th Grade Level

The daily briefing from the intelligence agencies presupposes an understanding of foreign policy concepts, diplomacy, the intricacies of national intelligence and the protection of the United States against terrorist attacks that a President would un...

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Trump Is Understood By Stewart, Colbert, & The Onion

Funny story: Trump Is Understood By Stewart, Colbert, & The Onion

In Gulliver's travels, written by the great satirist Jonathan Swift, one example of satire in the book is that some Lilliputian (very tiny) men wear high heels and others wear low heels. The men who wear low heels are in power and will only appoint o...

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The Problem With Pep

After even more holes were shot into St Pep's wings by the incomparable lad Jamie Vardy (who celebrated his hat trick with two kebabs and a packet of Marlborough) we caught up with the Manchester City Maestro to find out what was going wrong. When...

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President Obama Moves to De-Militarize the Armed Forces; Trump Responds "Bigly"

Funny story: President Obama Moves to De-Militarize the Armed Forces; Trump Responds "Bigly"

Today at the White House, President Barack Obama said that his last move as president will be to "de-militarize" the Army. "The rate of killings of innocent militants in Iraq is out of control. Although our friends on the right might call them ra...

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Trump Angers China Over Taiwan Phone Call!

Funny story: Trump Angers China Over Taiwan Phone Call!

So moving on to the next piece of absurdity that President-elect Trump has done this week is the fact that he pissed off China. That's right, the second biggest economy in the world and the biggest polluter in the world is now Duke Nukem levels o...

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Old Aussie golfers never die they just watch snakes devouring wallabies!

Funny story: Old Aussie golfers never die they just watch snakes devouring wallabies!

Ageing Aussie golfers heading towards the eighteenth were caught by surprise as a huge Scrub Python leaped (can they leap?) out of a bush, grabbed a wallaby by the neck and devoured the thing in front of their eyes! Not wishing to interrupt the na...

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Comedian Dennis Miller is the Early Favorite for Alt-Right Entertainer of the Year

Funny story: Comedian Dennis Miller is the Early Favorite for Alt-Right Entertainer of the Year

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina - The presentation of the Alt-Right Entertainer of the Year Award will take place during the same time slot as the Oscars on February 26, said Alt-Right Entertainment Awards Chief Billy Bush of Breitbart News, the sponsor...

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