Donald Trump's pet rhinocerous, Tiny, comments on his master's abusive ways
NEW YORK, N.Y. - Although it's a hidden fact, the basement of Trump Tower in New York City is reserved for Donald Trump's pet rhinoceros, Tiny, who told this The Spoof writer of emotional, physical, and even sexual abuse he has suffered at the hands...Read full story
Worried about Syrian Refugees? Launch Them Into the Sun
A recently conducted Gilmour poll showed that an overwhelming 69% of Americans are concerned about the Syrian refugee crisis affecting the United States. In response, scientists have proposed a solution to launch refugees into the sun. For a small...Read full story
Trump Will Dismantle His "Charitable Foundation"
Trump Towers, NY Donald Trump, upset at complaints that all his foundation has ever done was buy Donald Trump statues and paintings for Trump-owned properties. This is in spite of the fact that there are indications that some money was used for a cer...Read full story
Trump Will Dismantle Obamacare and Start Trumpcare
Trump Tower, NY Trump announced that he will fulfill one of his campaign promises right away. "We will start up Trump Hospitals to provide cut-rate health care for poor people. Then they will not have to be in the same waiting rooms with people th...Read full story