Dinosaur Fossils Discovered During Trump Tower Basement Renovation
Two weeks ago, at trump tower, a basement renovation was well underway when a tyrannosaurus rex skull was found under the third level of the basement. It took about five days, and extensive testing to confirm that the find was legitimately a T-Rex. A...
Read full storyMove In U.S. Electoral College To Vote For Putin
There is a movement among electors (of the electoral college) to name Vladimir Putin President of the United States. Colby Bryan is one of them. The elector from Minnesota, said, "Look, Putin has Trump in his pocket. Donald Trump is a kind of Sibe...
Read full storyTrump Responds to Mass Migration to Canada; "Melt The Snowflakes"
Earlier this morning, from trump tower, the president-elect made a few remarks regarding the mass migration to Canada. He was obviously in shock about the immense reaction to his election, but refused to show any sign of weakness, when it came to wha...
Read full storyPM Theresa May's leatherette thighs cause public scandal!
If she hadn't enough to worry about; Brexit, Bojo, Britain going down the pot, meeting Trump and Putin, plus confronting the real "Iron Lady" Angie Merkel, no! Theresa May has been interviewed by The Times flashing a pair of leatherette thighs that c...
Read full storyA Letter To Charles Darwin
Dear Charlie. Or is it Charley? I read your book. Well, sort of. I had one of my people read it, and then summarize it for me, and I listened to that for all of 90 seconds, so I think I get what you were trying to say. But I gotta disagree with some of your conclusions. Well, one of them, anyway. You claim that evaluation makes people smarter, because the stupid ones die before they can...
Read full storyLetter to Santa
Dear Santa, You heartless bringer of pedophiliac child-molesting buggery with your 'chimney' indeed! Who are you trying to kid!? You are the wolf in the "Little Red Riding Hood" fable taking advantage of the young like your female counterpart of the 'Wicked Witch' of the "Sleeping Beauty" yarn. We are onto you dude! Why don't you take your mountains of mone...
Read full storyBarbie Dolls Compulsory in Kindergartens?
The New World Order Gender Bender Committee that meets once a year at Coventry's Masonic Hall London, England, has decreed that Barbie Dolls be made compulsory in Kindergartens. Barbie dolls will be distributed to male children as well as females and...
Read full storyTrump Is Putin's Lackey
Again, the medium Maude Smithie of Los Angeles claims to have channeled the voice of the 20th century cynic and satirist H.L. Menken. I present what he allegedly said because, at least to this reporter, it seems plausible. Says Menken: "In his...
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