If she hadn't enough to worry about; Brexit, Bojo, Britain going down the pot, meeting Trump and Putin, plus confronting the real "Iron Lady" Angie Merkel, no! Theresa May has been interviewed by The Times flashing a pair of leatherette thighs that cost nearly a thousand knickers, what a bloomer!
The wonderful British media have called the scandal "Trousergate" and Theresa has called her most awkward opponent, Nicky Morgan, a daft bitch for picking on her leather, designer 995,00 pound trousers!
Nicky countered and told the Vegan Society to target Theresa for exposing her leatherette thighs during the Times interview, and hordes of extreme animal rights supporters, mostly wearing leather shoes, were seen protesting outside 10 downing Street.
With "Trousergate" now getting out of hand, PM Theresa May, sent for her Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson, to lie blind faced to the British public once again (he's a brilliant lier) that the actual trousers she was wearing were not leather at all, but a Chinese imported latex, look-alike leather model Made in Romania!
The animal right protesters were having none of Bojo's bullshit and have threatened to string him up on London's Big Eye wheel during the annual New Years firework display that bores the rest of the world to tears; but it certainly wont this year!
As for Theresa, she has promised all Muslims she will be devouring a side of pork with mint sauce for her Christmas Dinner wearing a pair of real bulls leather trousers in her support for a multi-culti-religious-non-European society after Brexit!