Letter to Santa

Written by Auntie Matter

Monday, 12 December 2016

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Jimmy Savile in Costume

Dear Santa,

You heartless bringer of pedophiliac child-molesting buggery with your 'chimney' indeed! Who are you trying to kid!?

You are the wolf in the "Little Red Riding Hood" fable taking advantage of the young like your female counterpart of the 'Wicked Witch' of the "Sleeping Beauty" yarn.

We are onto you dude! Why don't you take your mountains of money-spinning plastic crapola and shove the lot. Take your reindeers with their phallic noses and your buggered elves and gettafuck outta here!

Go back to the Lodge that created you.

And don't ever come back!

Leave us alone... yo! ho! ho!.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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