Dentist Shoots Cougar In Bar: Claims Gun Went Off By Accident
BILLINGSGATE POST: Henry Smelt, a 29 year old dentist from Wichita, Kansas, shot a 54 year old cougar in the Everything's Game Bar and Grill in Wichita. The bar is widely known as a notorious pick-up spot in an affluent area of this Kansas prairie...
Read full storyChickens Strike After McDonald's Announces All Day Breakfast
Shares of McDonald's stock fell 18% after traders learned that the recently introduced all-day breakfast menu was causing serious labor problems for the world's largest restaurant chain. Trading was hectic on the big board, driven primarily by i...
Read full storyA Candid conversation between Amiko Aventurista and Joaquim "El Chapo" Guzman
The internationally acclaimed, and Pulitzer Prize winner, Amiko Aventurista, has once again demonstrated why he is the world's leading journalist. Yesterday, he conducted the most impressive interview of his career when Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman, agreed to a one-on-one non-conditional 60 minute interview. Hundreds of journalists have attempted to interview El Chapo, the world's leading fugitiv...
Read full storyGOP cancels debates! Schedules nationally televised Circle Jerk on Fox News!
"Shocked but not surprised," stated a well known political analyst when a spokesman for the Republican Party announced the cancellation of future debates and substituted a nationally televised Circle Jerk to be shown on Fox News. A Fox News spokesma...
Read full storyHillary & Donald agree to become one -- literary : unresolved issues remain
The world of politics has been shaken, stirred, and flipped. Nothing close to today's events could have been imagined-never! For the first time in American history, Democrats and Republicans have agreed to merge political parties. Hillary C...
Read full storyBust of Cheney will feature him as Napolean with book in his left hand titled "War is not all that bad"
Richard Cheney, who left the office of vice-president in 2009 with a 13 percent approval rating, will be honored with a bust at the capitol this December. He has chosen to be rendered as Napolean in typical stance, with black hat, known as the bic...
Read full storyObama Issues Executive Order, Renaming Political Parties
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama issued an executive order today, renaming the two major political parties in the United States of America. The Democratic party shall be referred to as "The Supreme Democratic Party", while the Republican party sha...
Read full storyJürgen Klopp sees the light...
Liverpool's new manager, Jürgen Klopp, arrived at the team's training ground yesterday sporting a long beard and two metre shaft. After his crash course in English at the Evertonian Biblical Society, Klopp felt more than ready for his future tasks.
Read full storyConspiracy Theories - The Website For The Well Informed Paranoiac
Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn't afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever vigilant against those evil people, organizations, nations and cultures that are out to handicap and repress our great American lifestyle. The following are the dark, sinister...
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