2015 Election SHOCK result!
I've just come back in my time machine from 8th with the election result: After a hung parliament Labour bashed out a deal with UKIP. With this new government UKIP will claim victory with Britain's independence from the European Union's 'tyranny'...
Read full storyCalifornia Attorney General aide busted in fake Masonic cops cabal
California - An aide of California Attorney General Kamala Harris has been charged with running a 'fake cop' protection racket first started by the Knights Templar in AD1204. California Justice Department deputy director of community affairs Bran...
Read full storyPrincess Charlotte Is Already Tweeting!
Yep, you read that right. She started at four days old and there's no stopping her. Here's a sample of her tweets: -- Slept through homecoming from the hospital. I was bored. -- Hate my plain knitted cap. Fit for a peasant. Would it have kil...
Read full storyBaltimore Cops Use Flash Mob Tactics
Baltimore, MD - In a sneaky and cunning display of police tactical maneuvers, the Baltimore Police Department have implemented new and creative ways to round up would-be rioters. Several dozen officers were dressed up and placed around the downtown a...
Read full storyPlymouth beggar banned from discussing the weather
An aggressive beggar who is believed to have targeted disabled and elderly people has been banned from talking to strangers about the weather. Anthony Fox had even led his victims to discuss more technical weather-related subjects such as the leve...
Read full storySouthWest Airline's New "Pass The Bottle" Policy
Phoenix, AZ - Gas prices are on the rise once again, and once again this means that our nation's airlines are busy coming up with sneaky new tactics to gouge a few more dollars out of the old bottom line. This week, SouthWest Airlines announced it's...
Read full storyJobless father who blew benefits on sausage rolls banned from every Greggs bakery on 13-mile stretch of coast
A feckless father has been banned from every single Greggs along an entire 13 mile stretch of coastland after going on a six year sausage roll addiction funded by state handouts. Jobless Mervin Gardener, 25, terrorised police, supermarket security...
Read full storyManchester United star Ashley Young banned from shopping for six months for speeding in supermarket aisle
Manchester United star Ashley Young has been banned from shopping for six months for speeding in a supermarket aisle. The 28-year-old England international admitted to pushing his trolley at 5mph on a 3mph section of Aisle 8 at the Tesco on Parrs...
Read full storyHow Modern Art was Born
Many high-falutin' theories have been put forward as to the origins of modern art with its smoke-and-mirrors baloney authenticated and promoted by the nefarious ruling class doctrine they call "Post Modernism" which goes "be as mad as you want for nobody is sane". You know what 'great' art is because it offends little old ladies. Damien Hirst and friends are among its most lucrative aficionados.
Read full storyPresident Enlists Superfriends to Fight ISIL
President Obama stated today that he would engage the help of "all the Superfriends" to fight the growing threat from ISIL in the next few years. "Yes, we'll have Superman, Batman and Robin, Wonderwoman, or Wonderperson appreciated regardless...
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