Three London teenage girls kidnapped by swooping ISIS eagles!
ISIS are not only good at burning, beheading and generally being a bunch of barbarous monsters, they also have a squadron of trained eagles who swoop when ordered on unsuspecting victims, especially teenage girls roaming around London listening to Ju...
Read full storyHarriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill
WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing US Secretary of the Treasury. Jack Lew, to replace George Washington with Harriet Tubman on the dollar bill. Harriet Tubman (1822 - 1913) was a black abolitionist,...
Read full storyStormy Weather
Have you ever had a storm named after you? If so, and you are still alive to read this story, consider yourself lucky. Only 3% of the people who have storms named after them live to tell about it. Weather (pun intended), it is a winter storm, a hurricane, a tornado, or anything else, those people who have had the misfortune of a storm using their name, usually suffer weird and unexplained death...
Read full storyJeremy Clarkson may be replaced by David Cameron after girly punch
The BBC is expected to shelf the remainder of the current Top Gear TV show after allegations that presenter Jeremy Clarkson clocked the shows producer. Despite a petition of 500,000 names to reinstate the presenter, it is becoming likely that he...
Read full storyGunlards Too Chicken To Fight Against ISIS
Remember those Gunlards we saw massing to protect that defective tax cheat John Bundy and then taking up positions along the Mexican Border with their vast array of weapons poised to stop any poor Mexi's from crossing into America? Well, now with the news that many ex-American soldiers are joining the fight against ISIS in Iraq and Syria we can't help but wonder where all those big talking brav...
Read full storyLabour Leader Decides to Campaign on TV Debates
There was shock in Westminster when the Leader of the Opposition, one Ed Miliband, declared his party's main issue in the impending election. "As a party we have in the past fought elections based on the economy, the future of the NHS, unemploymen...
Read full storyIS snuff movie paraphernalia ads spam Saudi Justice Ministry website
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - Hundreds of pop-up ads for sex torture instruments have plastered the website promoting Jihadis' favorite snuff movie props. The array of decapitation, amputation and flogging must-haves appeared as Islamic State fanatics re...
Read full storyChocolate Causing Facial Hair growth because of Audrey Hepburn Ad Campaign
The team behind resurrecting Audrey Hepburn for a recent TV commercial now admit they may have got it horribly wrong. The advert was a milestone in special effects and Audrey's face was recreated using computer graphics (CG). Using FACS (facial...
Read full storyGOP Senators Don't Use the Internet
South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, who sits on a subcommittee for Privacy, Technology and Law, stated during a recent interview that he doesn't use the Internet. The question came up when he was asked about the recent controversy surrounding H...
Read full storyReal Pain In Real Estate
In an outpouring of love for the common man David Cameron has promised to "double the number of cut price starter homes". Back and to the Left news met up with the man behind Cameron's plan on a train heading to Glasgow. We had boarded the train in Hull and had already got to York and slipped onto the Scotland bound train without paying for a ticket. So far so good. What? We looked at the...
Read full storySabotage suspected as 3m self-assembly speakers' chairs flummox Iran National Consultative Assembly
Tehran - IS Jihadis are in the frame for a suspected hoax wrought on the hapless Iranian official in charge of national procurement, 'excluding hookers'. The deception has sent Ayatollah Rough Son Johnny Jr squealing to the dog house about his pur...
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