Obama uses the 'n-word'
Today, President Obama appeared on the stage of St. Xavier College of the Canyons, to accept an honorary degree. The president, beaming, shook the hand of the chancellor of the college, and went to the podium to say a few words to the graduating...
Read full storyNecrophiliac Divorcee Has Really Tough Time WIth Kill, F*ck, Marry Game
Neil Ortiz had just gotten through a very painful divorce, and was just trying to get back out there. He attended a fun mixer to try and meet some new (preferably terminal) bachelorettes, when the party game 'Kill, F*ck, Marry' Game broke out. He w...
Read full storyMan found not running for presidency
This morning a man dressed in blue denims, a white shirt, and tan loafers, found on the street leaning on a Porto-potty, was taken off to jail for a bail hearing. Earliest reports indicated that this man--his name is believed to be Bret Holman--wa...
Read full storySpanish village called "Fortress Kill Jews" changes name to "Nunca mas Palestinia"!
A thorn of contention amongst Jewish inhabitants in a tiny Spanish village called Castrillo MatajudÃos, translation, "Fortress Kill Jews" has been solved by asking people to offer more suitable names. However, this caused an international scandal...
Read full storySupreme Court Ruling Heats Up Climate Change Debate
The Supreme Court ruled in the case of Gore vs. Bush that climate change, specifically CO2 emissions, falls under the definition of terrorism. The ruling has caused many republicans and democrats to change their opinion about the issue. John McCain w...
Read full storyNew Roommate from Hell Puts Wedge in Married Man's Life
After a few months of rooming together a young professional by the name of Joseph Radcliffe decides enough is enough. Joe thought that his roommate was just going through a tough time in his life. "We all go through stages of life. I thought that...
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