Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water
SAN DIEGO, CA -- Students and officials at San Diego State University (SDSU), like the rest of the world (or at least Europe, Canada, and the United States), are learning that it is nature that is wrong, and not transgender persons, in insisting that...
Read full storyCabinet maker becomes first openly Irish government figure
Shergar, County Louse - A semi-skilled cabinet maker in Ireland has come out in pubic as the first openly Irish government minister in the hystery of the traditionally conservative Catholic country. The annoucement this weekend by carpentry minist...
Read full story80% of Porn Searches are by Terrorists - Entire Culture Obsessed with Sex and Death
Teheran - Iranian sexologist Sheik Ratel-n-Rol, the "Renegade Imam" is on the run again tonight after publishing Goggle's 2014 statistical analysis of internet porn use on his popular "Under the Hijab" sex-discussion blog. According to the report...
Read full story'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich
Washington - "The President has the right to remain obnoxious," US Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell said on the Sleazy-SS Channel's Fuck the Nation program in a timely free speech rant. "But he won't be getting a single red cent from decent...
Read full storyI was born under a wandering Ma
Looking resplendent in what can only be described as an upmarket bin liner and a pair of black Tesco tights, Royal serial baby maker, The Duchess of Lust and her six month bump have been wheeled out to cheer up the masses and divert their attention f...
Read full storyUniversity officials launch political background equality programme
WATERFALLS, LAND OF THE MORNING (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) -- In line with the upcoming student council elections, the Kamishirasawa Falls University's Office of Student Affairs launched a programme that promotes equality of all students regardless of th...
Read full storyGun-Nut Confession Sheds Light on These Sad Defective Men
I have a locker full of guns and ammo. I spend hours every week cleaning my beautiful weapons and reading about guns and ammo. I spend hours at the range shooting and in the woods shooting stuff and then in the bar talking with my gun nut buddies and on line telling gun control folks to fuck off. At night, I just love to look and fondle my guns and when I am in bed I dream about using them to...
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