University officials launch political background equality programme

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Sunday, 18 January 2015

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The equality programme at the Kamishirasawa Falls University mini-theatre

WATERFALLS, LAND OF THE MORNING (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) -- In line with the upcoming student council elections, the Kamishirasawa Falls University's Office of Student Affairs launched a programme that promotes equality of all students regardless of their affiliated political party at its own mini-theatre.

A speaker of the "Minjogjuuiwa Minjujuui Hagsaeng Dongmaeng" (MMHD) party outlined the efforts taken to prevent their presidential candidate from being disqualified.

The same speaker presented proof that evidence against their presidential candidates are heavily fabricated in order for the opposing party, the "Tumyeongseong, Mugyeolseong, Joh-eun Jibae Gujo" (TMJJG) party, to have their presidential candidate elected.

A representative of Ilchul Sinmun, the student publication of Kamishirasawa Falls University, also revealed that during the reshuffling of positions for editor-in-chief, the person the publication assigned was not allowed by the Director of the Student Affairs because of being a member of MMHD, but a class-action lawsuit was filed against the Director, causing the change of decision.

Students, who are all humans and youkai of both genders, were now aware on why the release of the student publication is delayed for more than one year.

Tacobell Donovan (tengu), a writer of Ilchul Sinmun, also raised the issue of the planned replacement of their paper adviser because of the latter's opposition to the academic calendar shift.
The Director walked out in surprise, unaware that the programme was televised worldwide.

Midfinger Tucker (alpaca youkai), a member of MMHD, pointed out to Donovan that the issue was already settled and the adviser replacement did not push through.

Students, both humans and youkai, have mixed reactions on the successful programme.

"Wow. I didn't know that was happening behind the scenes," stated Kuro Tokin (human), TMJJG party member.

"I was the one who gave [Donovan and the other speaker] the speeches and the proof," stated Christina Oncheon (satori), feature editor of Ilchul Sinmun.

"My God, how the hell did they get those evidence?" quoted the Director (human), while sitting in a wheelchair.

Students of the university can now expect an unbiased and fair student election to be held on the third Friday of February.

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