The Best Dream He Ever Had
On reflection, he was more than happy that he had lived to experience such an event, however unreal it may have appeared at the time. He could see it all clearly now. Gazing up at the stars that seemed suddenly close and friendly he could not help but replay the scene over and over in his mind. To a stunned and packed Senate gathering President Barack Obama got slowly to his feet to announce th...
Read full storyAll the prezident's men
Barney Fife, former deputy sheriff of Mayberry, NC, and an "intimate associate" of Prezident Barry Obummer, is "stepping down as a longtime friend of the chief executive," the White House confirmed. Although the White House would not "speculate" o...
Read full storyPutin 'has ass purge syndrome' says Pentagon stink tank
Washington DC - Pentagon advisors said today Russian President Vladimir Putin has been in therapy for at least 10 years with former US Secretary of Snake General Colon Bowel. A statement from the Colonic Irrigation Regiment this morning confirmed...
Read full storyJesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA
Violence and religion have been one of the primary forces in human history. Now there is a fusion of the two with a new craze for 700 cage-fighting church ministeries across the U.S. "God loves cage fighting," says pastor John Richards of Colu...
Read full storyHow Kim Jung Un Promoted The Interview
Few realize that head of North Korea, Kim Jung Un, was one of the financial backers of the Sony production The Interview, a film depicting a humorous attempt at his assassination. After viewing a private screening, Mr. Kim Jung Un quickly realize...
Read full storyOldest Living Person -Misao Okawa - Says Sex is The Key
Misao Okawa is a Japanese supercentenarian who is, at the age of 116 years, 333 days, the world's oldest living person, holding the title since the death of 116-year-old Japanese man Jiroemon Kimura. Interviewed in Tokyo just thirty two days befor...
Read full storyMichelle Obama Proposes Taxing Fat Americans
America's first lady announced at a White House press conference today: "In these tough times we can't have forty percent of the population flushing unnecessary vital resources down the toilet! "It's a waste of much needed food and energy and toilet paper! "We could eliminate 78 million acres of deforestation - which will help fight global warming! "Every time a fat person takes an une...
Read full storyMeat Head Rob Lowe gets own reality TV show
Made popular by his appearance on a Direct TV commercial, Meat Head Rob Lowe has been tapped by TLC to star in his own reality TV series. "You with Me, Bro?" will join the ranks of the former learning channel's impressive list of high quality re...
Read full story130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest
Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) immortal reporter, Wan-Kin-Dik, has just sent this amazing story from a monastery in Mongolia. It seems that after discovering a mummified body of a Buddhist monk, living monks are claiming he is not d...
Read full storySecretary Clinton asks again, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"
According to intimates, in case she is unsuccessful in her 2016 presidential bid, Hillbilly Clinton is secretly preparing for an alternative career as either a scientist, a kindergarten teacher, or a writer for Heartbreak Greetings Cards. She has...
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