Meat Head Rob Lowe gets own reality TV show

Funny story written by StubbornGorilla

Thursday, 5 February 2015

Made popular by his appearance on a Direct TV commercial, Meat Head Rob Lowe has been tapped by TLC to star in his own reality TV series.

"You with Me, Bro?" will join the ranks of the former learning channel's impressive list of high quality reality based television programs. The show will feature some of Meat Head's favorite activities along with showcasing some of the authentic and unrehearsed crazy situations that go along with being a Rob Lowe alter ego.

Some standout episode titles include "Your Mirror is Jealous of My Mirror", "Repimp My Already Pipmped Out Ride" and "Can I Give You a Power Lift?"

There are also some episodes that showcase a surprising side to the easily stereotyped amateur body builder. "I Love Kittens, Bro" and "Tanning Beds for All" show the softer, more philanthropic side of America's new favorite reality star.

"They should just give me my own channel, because I could watch me all day." the new TV star said of his program.

Asked if he had any aspirations beyond his reality show Meat Head stated, "What could be better than getting paid to me, bro?"

He was also asked if he had any interest in acting, "If you mean acting awesome, bro. I already do that every second of every day."

When questioned if he had set his sights on taking away potential work from the real Rob Lowe, Meat head stated emphatically, "no, bro, what, bro... Bro, naw, naw, bro. That's my bro" which roughly translates to "Gentlemen, I am appalled that you would suggest that I might participate in any underhanded skullduggery that could potentially undermine the career of Rob Lowe."

Check your local listing to see when you can enjoy "You with Me, Bro?" and test your ability to withstand incredible levels of machismo.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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