ABC makes network history, each episode of "The Bachelor" to end with traditional Japanese honor killing
In a rare blending of prime time reality television and traditional samurai philosophy, ABC announced this season of "The Bachelor" will have a special surprise at the end of each episode. While the show's traditional send off to ladies not chose...
Read full storyRunaway 'Jihadi' brides switch planes, end up in LA for the Oscars, finger Scamatology website that 'groomed' them
Los Angeles - An LAX press conference heard this evening how three runaway schoolgirls blamed a US-based Scamatology recruitment website for grooming them to run away from home as Jihadi matrimonial bait. Homeland Insecurity officials said Fatima,...
Read full storyUnluckiest Man In The World Wins Lottery
There was a real 'feelgood' factor in Manchester today as 'Unlucky' Alf Tragic finally tasted a bit of good fortune. He's been electrocuted whilst brushing his teeth, due to a faulty wire in his fancy electric toothbrush, fallen down an unguarded...
Read full storyFirst Lady Offers Refugee Ghetto Kids Life Lessons At Urban Community Garden Patch
Baltimore - First Lady Michelle Obama escorted a group of mostly Hispanic, non-English speaking kids to a ghetto community garden on the first leg of her month long "Garden Organic Now America!" tour, where she told them "organic gardening teaches th...
Read full storyHowever do the get away with it? Ask the bankers!
CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) HQ deep down in the vaults of the Rothschild Bank, Geneva, Switzerland, has just relayed this astonishing news scoop overheard between Herr Rudolf Liechenstein-Hoeness (no relation) and a senior director of the scandalous tax-avoiding bank, you know the one! CIA star reporter, Willy-Untermensch-Goebbels, crept between the hand-made, shiny leather shoes of the 2...
Read full storyOnline commenter floors all, wins debate with definition of they're, there, and their
In what could easily have descended into a free for all, name calling, I'm right, you're wrong thread in the comment section of a Fox News story about evolution, user dEEzNutZ1979 stopped everyone dead in their tracks by responding to user GodGunzAnd...
Read full storyISIS to produce "Glee" inspired web series
Mosul, Iraq-New video released by the Islamic State today details the next step in ISIS' battle for the hearts and minds of idiots throughout the middle east. Known for their slickly produced videos and their command and use of social media to ex...
Read full storyNorth West Blabs about NYC Fashion Week
Once upon a time there was a little girl taken to Fashion Week in NYC. Her name was North West. She didn't find it fun at all. In fact, she cried to show her displeasure. It wasn't a tantrum, she had reasons for crying. And now we know those re...
Read full storyObama: "I am a gay Muslim"
In what must have been the gaffe of the century President Barack Obama slipped up at a press conference today and admitted to being a homosexual, foreign born, communist/Marxist, Muslim, socialist agitator who hates America and prays to Allah for the...
Read full storyGrover Norquist - "I am not, nor have I ever been a Muslim"
I meet Grover Norquist on a bustling Friday morning at an unassuming coffee shop in the D.C. suburb of Georgetown. A member of the NRA board of directors, he's an intelligent, well spoken man who meets me with a hearty handshake and a greeting of "God is great". Immediately launching into attack mode, he is highly critical of those who he says have tried to "assassinate" his character as o...
Read full storyPope professes his fondness for Kanye West, declares all other music "obsolete"
Vatican City- In what is sure to be earth shattering news, earlier today Pope Francis declared his love of Kanye West, calling him "the greatest musical mind of the last 100 years". His holiness commented: "If our Lord and Savior were here with u...
Read full storyA Rare Interview With Vladimir Putin, Czar of Russia
Your fearless reporter has been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of Russia, a man very much in the news these days. It is not often that the Premier grants anyone from the West an exclusive interview, especially since he is not allowed to enter the U.S. We had to do the Interview on his exclusive 300 foot yacht off the Crimea coast. rfreed- "Good day,...
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