CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) HQ deep down in the vaults of the Rothschild Bank, Geneva, Switzerland, has just relayed this astonishing news scoop overheard between Herr Rudolf Liechenstein-Hoeness (no relation) and a senior director of the scandalous tax-avoiding bank, you know the one!
CIA star reporter, Willy-Untermensch-Goebbels, crept between the hand-made, shiny leather shoes of the 2 gentlemen and this is what he heard.
"Dummkopf, how could you bring our famous bank into disrepute by allowing a Vistleblower to tell the vorld ve help a bunch of corrupt tax evaders to bunker zere money here?"
"Herr Hoeness we have put a hitman on the case and promise to rid the earth of this whistle-blowing moron and anyway, who gives a damn, we'll just finance some super weapon deals for the Ukraine army and ISIS opponents, tell the world how truthful and honest we are, and continue our dirty deals with your bank!"
Herr Rudolf Liechtenstein-Hoeness:
"Zis is a grand idea and a super cover up and I hope in the future no vistleblowers will ever expose our multi-billion dirty doings, now sir, vere does this hitman come from?"
"It's a secret, but I will tell you, he was the hitman who blew that Malaysian Airline plane out of the air over the Ukraine and now my money grabbing bastard clients are just waiting to resurrect the airline at a very cheap price, nod, nod, wink ,wink!"
Star finance reporter, Herr Willy Untermensch-Goebbels, turned over on his back, kicked his 6 or 8 legs in the air and yelled silently,"vat a fíng world scoop, I'll be a very rich bastard from now on, now where's my bank account?"