BBC tea lady Mavis Mullen arrested over allegations of historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s
Yet another arrest at the BBC yesterday as trolley lady, Mavis Mullen, was named publicly on Twitter for historical sex offences dating back to the 1970's. Mavis, now 89, had plagued the corridors and offices at the BBC targeting young men while di...
Read full storyNine Things You May Not Know About "Orphan Black"
Acclaimed by the Lobotomized Millennial Weed-Head Alliance as the "most awesomely awesome TV viewing gig!" Cited by the World Linguistics Congress as presenting the most meaningful use of "Shit" as an expression of the central character's deepest...
Read full storyMalia Obama has won $50,000 Oral Roberts fracking scholarship
Washington DC - Looks like the elder First Daughter is destined to read jurisprudence at Tulsa, Oklahoma's Oral Roberts University on a $50,000 scholarship sponsored by US super major UpStreamCorp. This morning a White House aide smiled widely bu...
Read full storyBreast milk bought online 'is old cow's milk' say reports
Boise, Idaho - A furious row has broken out about human breast milk purchased on the internet after four pints sold by alleged newly-lactating mother Ms Shirley-Sue Throbtrotter, 15, tested positive for something much worse. According to a compla...
Read full storyBruce Jenner Learning How To Throw "Like A Girl."
Ex-patriarch to the Kardashian Royal Family, Bruce Jenner, 65, is reportedly going to all imaginable lengths, in order to complete his transformation into womanhood. The former Olympic Champion apparently wants nothing more to do with being able t...
Read full storyFashion Icon First To Be Jailed In Underweight-Gate!
Giovanni Testarossa, 59, was the first, in what is likely to be many jailed fashion moguls-thrown into a Parisian dungeon for hiring underweight models. On Friday, April 2nd, The French Ministry set into affect new harsh penalties for hiring fashi...
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