Washington DC - Looks like the elder First Daughter is destined to read jurisprudence at Tulsa, Oklahoma's Oral Roberts University on a $50,000 scholarship sponsored by US super major UpStreamCorp.
This morning a White House aide smiled widely but remained defiantly schtum amid reports Malia Obama had beaten more than one million other hopefuls to win the college's prestigeous fracking funds prize.
The interdenominational, Christian, comprehensive liberal arts college is popular with young trustafarians despite (or maybe on account of) a strict behavioral code of conduct which bars - inter alia - all kinds of activities.
These include include lying, cheating, cursing, smoking, drinking and an array of sexual pecadilloes such as homosexual behavior and sex in outdoor lavatories...uh, sex outside marriage.
Malia has yet to confirm her reported September 2015 enrolment in the two year law and ethics degree coirse.
A second prize of a full tank of gas goes to Heini Gershwitz of Palm Beach who narrowly missed ou pt on the top prize.