Texas Legislature Poised to Pass Open-Viper Law
AUSTIN, TX-The Republican-controlled Texas legislature is poised to pass an historic Open-Viper Law over the next two weeks. The Open Viper Law, the first of its kind in the nation, would allow Texas citizens to openly carry venomous snakes in the Lo...
Read full storyAgassi Admits To 'Shorts Stuffing' During Majors
Trump's Palm Coconuts Resort, FL - Since retiring from professional tennis in 2006, Andre Agassi has professed to the world that he didn't enjoy the game for many years while playing, and that his famous gold locks were indeed glued on - as he starte...
Read full storyBurqas Fashion Hit For European Infidels
New York London Paris Munich everybody is talking about pop music! And not only pop music because in those European places everybody who is keen on the fashion is talking about Burqas - they are this years latest hottest hippest clothing trend for th...
Read full storyIsle Of Wight News - "Fart" Powered Wind Farm Gets Go Ahead
High tech blade-less wind farms, the brain child of Isle of Wight inventor Johnny Dyson are to be erected around the Isle of Wight's vegetarian refugee camps. The wind farms, designed to extract the spent air from around the vegetarian New Age se...
Read full storyNone of Your Goddam Business!
Two strangers meet in a bar and get to talking. The following 'conversation' took place. 1. What is your name? 2. Mathew. 1. Mother's maiden name? 2. Coyle. 1. Where do you live? 2. I live in Madison Drive, Wisconsin. 1. If I said I wanted an aerial photo of your house what would you say? 2. Where I live is none of your business. 1. If I asked you how you got it, when you got it...
Read full storyBeauty Pageant Contestant From Algeria Cancels
Miss Algeria Sharifa Boudine has told the organisers of the Miss Hands-Around-The-World competition that she cannot attend because she will not be allowed to wear traditional Moslem style dress which features Burqu'ua. Madamoiselle Boudine said to...
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