Beauty Pageant Contestant From Algeria Cancels

Written by Farida Benamar

Sunday, 26 April 2015

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Miss Algeria Sharifa Boudine has told the organisers of the Miss Hands-Around-The-World competition that she cannot attend because she will not be allowed to wear traditional Moslem style dress which features Burqu'ua.

Madamoiselle Boudine said to the organisers that she didn't have a bikini which is the thing that all the girls wear to show off the body and make the judges have a hard-on.

The bikini is an interesting piece of clothing equipment that many western women wear to make themselves appear more attractive to the men. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't work. Sometimes it reveals rolls of fat and excess skinnage that makes the western women look like whales that have become trapped at the seaside.

Anyway Mlle Boudine doesn't have one.

She said to reporters "I am Moslem and don't dress like those western slags. They are too slutty and I am too dignified to reveal myself to the gagging tongues of viewers. If I cant wear my traditional Burqu'ua dress I wont share my beauty with the world."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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